Best 'Time-Saving Cities' on the West Coast

The phrase "New York minute" is said to have originated in Texas around 1967, a reference to how a Manhattanite does in an instant what a Texan would take a minute to do. Comedian Johnny Carson once defined "New York minute" as the interval between a Manhattan traffic light turning green and the guy behind you honking his horn.

So what would the late "Tonight Show" host, or proud Texans like George W. Bush say to New York's being listed by Real Simple magazine as only the 13th fastest "Time-Saving City" in America?