New Mattresses Make Better Sex

Sex life dull and boring? Blame your mattress. That's what most people do. The Chicago Sun-Times reports that nearly a third of adults recently surveyed said they would buy a new mattress to improve their sex lives.

Mattress salespeople should rejoice at the sexless, sleepless survey findings ("cha-ching!"), but solo-sleeping apartment dwellers may want to break out their best one-liners and hope for the best...