Toyota, Tiger and torture -- no apology necessary?


I apologize. I don't know what I'm apologizing for, but between the CEO of Toyota and Tiger Woods, it just seems like the thing to do these days. Of course, nobody asked Akio Toyoda the important questions, such as:

1) If your "name is on every car," then why aren't they called "Toyodas?"

2) Did you come here on a private jet ? If so, can you give me a lift back to my constituency?

3) For a company with acceleration problems, what took you so long?