Craigslist Roommate Nightmares: Miami Edition

Today we have some really scary Craigslist Nightmares for you. We'll meet a pair of Florida swingers looking for an open-minded female roommate; a pimp who is willing to exchange rent if you work for him; a guy who is not willing to exchange sex for free rent, which leads me to believe that he would; and some weird Stepford-Wives situation involving bunk beds.