Money College: The master chops of the cheap date

Few things in life can feel as stressful as asking someone out on a date.

Think about it (or maybe it's better if you don't): You're proposing to a fellow human being that they accompany you on some sort of planned activity at an appointed date and time for the sole purpose of determining whether kissing should occur, because it is your belief that said kissing would result in a relationship that includes more kissing, further planned activities, and, if things go well enough long enough, shared, lengthy episodes of flatulence, a good deal of television viewing ... and arguments about money, who has the money, and why you didn't admit you didn't have any money.