Want to look like the Jersey Shore girls? Forever 21 won't judge you

Jersey Shore SnookiRachael Ray gave the ladies of MTV's "Jersey Shore" a much-needed makeunder the other day.

But it seems Forever 21 is betting that the bare and ballsy stylings of J Woww, Snooki and Sammi are about to catch fire. (As a trend, I mean, not literally -- although now that I think about the materials involved, that is a potential concern.)

First of all, there's this corset top, which looks just like the boudoir-friendly top Snooki got heckled for wearing at the club. If you'd like to risk similar humiliation or a wardrobe malfunction, you can pick up this little number for $14.80.

Then there's these Sammi-tastic short shorts -- which, at $19.80, get points for actually being priced in realistic proportion to the amount of denim needed to make them. There -- I managed to say something nice about them.

Last but not least: did you fall in love with J Woww's sassy, I-just-got-attacked-by-a-panther shredded shirts? So did the designers at Forever. This tank features a slashed-out back Jenni would love.

Then there's this tunic, which has a ripped-up front, but also white lining underneath so that no skin actually shows. As shore styles go, it's downright demure, which means it's not going to sell -- especially since it covers up that hard-earned tan.
Read Full Story

Markets

DJIA 25,194.04 74.15 0.30%
NASDAQ 7,854.66 -0.46 -0.01%
NIKKEI 225 22,794.19 96.83 0.43%
HANG SENG 28,117.42 -64.26 -0.23%
DAX 12,765.94 104.40 0.82%
USD (per EUR) 1.17 0.00 0.01%
USD (per CHF) 1.00 0.00 -0.17%
JPY (per USD) 112.77 -0.24 -0.21%
GBP (per USD) 1.31 0.00 -0.30%