Dave Ramsey's recession-themed pick-up lines

Get out of debt guru Dave Ramsey is now in the hookup business. He has provided his fans with a list of recession- and debt-themed pick-up lines.

Here are a few of the best ones, with an archive of past ideas here:

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I'd be in a higher tax bracket.

I won't ask to borrow your phone number, since borrowing is stupid. Will you just give it to me instead?