Supreme Court helps corporations shop for influence

It's official - the words "Supreme Court Justice" are an oxymoron. Or just moron, period. Thanks to the Supremes' recent decision giving corporations free reign to purchase politicians, now we can look forward to product placement in the Oval Office, logos emblazoned on the walls of Congress and endorsement deals for Samuel Alito. ("I take Viagra so I can screw America!")

Or, worse, we won't see any of it. Our political leaders will be de facto corporate employees beholden to enriching unseen shareholders of a shadow government. The United State, Inc., f/s/o the Fortune 500.