Next-Door Nightmare: Brangelina Sex


While a few Brangelina fans responded with glee to the news that the couple indulged in marathon 20 hour sex trysts, the idea was troubling to some Manhattanites.

Twenty hours, after all, is an eternity to an apartment dweller subjected to the mating cries of a neighbor.

Worse, say afflicted residents, sexual sound effects loud enough to travel often translate as more anguished than erotic.

"It sounds as though they may be hurt or screaming out of physical pain," one Manhattan property manager told, a New York City apartment-dweller website.

Whether the commotion is nasty or nice, neighbors troubled by nocturnal emissions shouldn't run straight to management (or call 911, or make prank phone calls to disrupt the rhythm, or even shout "Encore!").