Dumb Luck Stock Index Clobbers Top Wall Street Fund Managers

I have created a new groundbreaking index, a benchmark against which investors can track the returns of their stocks and mutual funds. Not only that but this index can also be used to evaluate the performance of your "market-beating" broker or adviser. I call this index the Solin Random Stock Index (SRSI).

Here's how I put it together. I took the spelling of my last name and punched each letter into the DailyFinance quote engine. Then I selected the first two stocks that appeared for each letter. My only criteria was that the stocks were listed on a U.S. stock exchange.