Thomson Reuters to Staffers: Our Cafeteria Is Now Perfectly Safe

A few days ago, we brought you a groundbreaking report on one of the pressing questions facing American journalism today: Which media-company cafeterias have the most cockroach crap and poorly-refrigerated sashimi? That hard-hitting, deep-digging exposé of information that was already public has now produced a response from Thomson Reuters (TRI), which has been running, per the New York City Department of Health, the nastiest, grungiest lunchroom of any Manhattan newspaper, magazine or TV network.