Spanish Mansion Mere $72.7 Mil

America's most expensive homes?

Bor-ring! Who cares about gussied-up faux English manors the size of a small university? Nah, the real fun is finding an uber-expensive home that nearly dominates an entire island.

Thank you,nuevo rico occupants of Cielo de Bonaire on Majorca (Mallorca), Spain. Nothing says "subtle and refined" like an entryway that could double as the Red Carpet Club holding pen at LAX (see it yourself after the jump).

Let's join Sothebys international Realty and have a look, shall we?