Wanted: Strippers to Sell Real Estate

Pole-dancing skills optional...

TheFrontSteps.com turned us on to San Francisco Craigslist request for "real estate assistants." No Plain Jane assistants, please. Models wanted!

Don't worry: no need to know anything about real estate. You must enjoy booze ("responsibly"), having fun ("for $20/hour"), and making sure "everyone makes it home safe." (Ahem.)

Oh: and three photographs required, too. You know, for quality assurance. No junk-in-the-trunk allowed!

Here's how the Craigslist Ad read: