Wanted: Strippers to Sell Real Estate
Pole-dancing skills optional...
TheFrontSteps.com turned us on to San Francisco Craigslist request for "real estate assistants." No Plain Jane assistants, please. Models wanted!
Don't worry: no need to know anything about real estate. You must enjoy booze ("responsibly"), having fun ("for $20/hour"), and making sure "everyone makes it home safe." (Ahem.)
Oh: and three photographs required, too. You know, for quality assurance. No junk-in-the-trunk allowed!
Here's how the Craigslist Ad read: