Wanted: Strippers to Sell Real Estate
TheFrontSteps.com turned us on to San Francisco Craigslist request for "real estate assistants." No Plain Jane assistants, please. Models wanted!
Don't worry: no need to know anything about real estate. You must enjoy booze ("responsibly"), having fun ("for $20/hour"), and making sure "everyone makes it home safe." (Ahem.)
Oh: and three photographs required, too. You know, for quality assurance. No junk-in-the-trunk allowed!
Here's how the Craigslist Ad read:
Models Wanted for Happy Hour Events
Date: 2009-11-16, 9:00AM
We are looking for female models for happy hour events in San Francisco.
We are a a group of Real Estate agents who entertain prospects and clients.
You will be responsible for making sure that our guests have fun and everyone makes it home safe.
These events are at resturants [sic] and bars in San Francisco where you will be entertaining prospective clients for business relationships.
You must be friendly, outgoing, and be able to drink responsibly.
We will be doing interviews this week on Thursday in Burlingame.
Do not reply if you have a drug or alcohol problem.
You will be paid $20.00 per hour for which you will be given a 1099 for.
Please send at least 3 photos to be considered. The next job will be Tues next week.Hiring Organization: Reply by email
-Location: San Francisco
-Compensation: $20.00 per hour 2hr min
-This is a part-time job.
-Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
-Please, no phone calls about this job!
-Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
Hm. Sounds like California's trying to sex-up potential buyers. Wonder if any of these Realtors make it on the Sexy Realtors List.