Georgetown student advertises for a personal assistant

Georgetown University sophomore Charley Cooper is absolutely swamped.

Between homework, a part-time job, and an illness in the family, he just can't possibly find time to do the tasks that every single other college student in America does for himself. The 19-year old posted an ad on the school's student employment Web site, advertising for someone to help with "some of my everyday tasks."

He's looking for someone to help him three to seven hours per week at a rate of $10 to $12 per hour. From the listing: