Billy Joel's Upside-Down Beach House

Who wants Billy Joel as a housemate? Recently single, he'd probably hit on all your friends. (He's divorcing from his third wife, Katie Lee, now that she's old enough to drive pay her own rent.)

If Billy Joel is unlucky in love, he sure is lucky in real estate. He's selling not one but two beach homes in swanky Sagaponak, New York. The houses are next door to each other - great if you want to live in one and have the other one for the live-in nurse.

You'll need that nurse once you hear that the Piano Man paid a total of $30M for the pair... in cash.

Let's have a look...