What Should Sarah Palin's Next Job Be?

By Tommy Christopher Asylum.com

Yesterday was Sarah Palin's last day as Governor of Alaska, and while she was swearing in new Governor Sean Parnell, one question was on the minds of all Americans: What job will Sarah Palin quit next?

Even though David Letterman got himself into deep trouble by suggesting a career in slutty aviation for the Wasilla Thrilla, we here at Asylum feel duty-bound to lend a helping hand.