By Anonymous Guy Writer
In case you hadn't heard, the economy is in worse shape than Artie Lange. So it shouldn't come as a total shock if your boyfriend, husband, or dude-you're-kinda-seeing-but-don't-know-what-to-call-it gets a pink memo.
Ease the pain by avoiding the following NSFAGWOOW (Not Safe For A Guy Who's Out Of Work) phrases. That way you won't make things worse for a guy who's already had a horrible week ego-wise.