The Human I.P.O.: How to be rich

I will show you a way to double the value of your money. I learned this from watching the most famed "moneymaker"
of our time, the arrogant and brackish "Magician of Money" ("MOM"), Mr. Donald Trump. When you look at Trump, you can hardly see him because of his gaudy power. He exudes the radiance of thin-plated gold regardless of the balance of his bank account.

Lesson Number One: You are your own boss! You are your own product! In my case, this is literally true, as I make money by selling shares of myself through my personal IPO project. This way, I can multiply my own value: first I accomplish tasks in my life, then I import that value into the online marketplace. My shareholders are a community dedicated to my profitability.*