Real estate agents sue CSI

Imagine you're relaxing at home watching a CSI episode about an S&M-loving pair of married real estate agents involved in fraud and possibly murder.

Then you realize that the CSI real estate agents have the same name as you -- Scott and Melinda Tamkin. Then you're watching the credits and realize that the co-writer of the show happens to be the same person who looked at houses with you a few years ago, but didn't end up buying because a deal collapsed while it was in escrow.