Asylum Counts Down the Top 10 'Hot' Fictional Teachers
Whether it was Mrs. Metheny from the second grade or the bikini-clad vixen from Van Halen's "Hot for Teacher" video, everyone has a teacher they crushed on. Teachers give us so much and get paid so very little. In honor of Teacher Appreciation Week, we at Asylum salute the hot teachers who inspired us to learn (and to fantasize about them during class). They'll have you polishing your apple in no time. Seriously, polish an apple for them. It's the least you could do.