Wanna buy some toxic waste?

Just when I think I have heard it all, they come up with something even more eye-poppingly incredible. Step right up, folks! First they sucked you into the dot-com boom, before wiping out your tech stocks. Next they urged you to buy houses with money you couldn't pay back, so you could watch those houses and your 401Ks plunge in value.

Now, in like some giant financial reusable energy experiment, they want to give you the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to buy the very toxic waste produced by the decimation your net worth. And if you have a job in state government, your pension fund may be enticed into this financial sludge as well.