Dear Gwynnie, now might not be the best time to open a $900/month gym

I have to admit, I'm a secret fan of Tracy Anderson. The hyperactive elfin exercise guru is a little bit scary, but I kind of love her DVDs. So I was super psyched when the announcement came that Gyneth Paltrow and Anderson were opening up a gym venture in New York City. But things haven't been going well. A spy told the NYPost the gym is having a terrible time signing up new members, cold-calling them to come in for a meeting. And from my dealings with the venture, I can tell you why...