Barclays Visa Black Card: When worrying about money isn't your thing
That's right, for the paltry price of just $495
The ultra exclusive Black Card is produced in stunning black carbon graphite, making it the most durable fake money around. In addition to having possibly the most exclusive credit purchasing weapon on the planet, card members are provided with 24 hour, top of the line, concierge service. I can just see myself calling for my personal chauffeur now, "Have James bring the pick-up truck around from the wood pile, won't you?"
In addition to the Black Card's exclusivity, durability and obvious assignment of class status, card members are promised gifts from top brand names and unhindered entrance to airport VIP lounges across the planet. Black Card ownership puts the world at your finger tips, offering assistance in finding anything from regional language translators to tailors, doll makers, and party clowns.
So, if you're a five time winner of your state lottery jackpot, or if you're just an investment banker with impeccable timing and an itch to spend your last three years of multi-million dollar bonuses, take heart, because there's a credit card made especially for the CEO of a failed multi-billion dollar corporation or a mortgage industry crook. It's called the Visa Black Card, it's issued by Barclay's Bank Delaware, and it will take you to anywhere that the rest of us can't go.