TSA badges? We need some stinkin' badges, too

Jamie Rhein over at our sister travel blog, Gadling, posted today about our air security system's TSAs getting official-looking badges to help them better cower the American traveler. Since I lost my last badge shortly after I found it in the bottom of a box of Captain Crunch, I thought I'd work up a badge of my own to wear through airports. Do you suppose Homeland Security will be watching me?