Need money? Fight Jose Canseco!
With gas prices soaring, Canseco should have a lot of takers. The contest is reportedly part of President Bush's ambitious plan to help hard-up home owners make their payments. Some of the comments from DeadSpin readers are priceless:
"In a related story, Mark McGwire was seen running up the steps of the Philadelphia Museum of Art at 5:30 this morning."
"Tonya Harding. Please let it be Tonya Harding."
"Low blows would do no good considering what the steroid use has done to his testicles."
The Canseco saga continues.