Free speech: It's not cheap

I love free speech. I love it more than candy, more than Indiana Jones movies, more than banana splits. I love it more than Larry McMurtry novels, more than Kafka's short stories, more than The Onion. Hell, I love it even more than a fat kid loves cake.

Whoops.

My last comment was, undeniably, in bad taste. Luckily, it is still legal for Fifty Cent to say it, legal for me to repeat it, and legal for Walletpop to print it. Unfortunately, however, there has recently been talk of elevating mockery of fat people into hate crime status.