Funny money: 10 snappy quotes about money

I hope that when I die, people say about me, 'Boy, that guy sure owed me a lot of money.' --Jack Handey

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.-- Bob Hope

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.-- Dorothy Parker

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.-- Joey Bishop

My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money.-- Joe Weinstein

The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.-- David Richerby

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket.-- Kim Hubbard

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.-- Evan Esar

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money.-- Jules Renard

Dance like it hurts,
Love like you need money,
Work when people are watching.
-- Scott Adams

thanks to The Quotation Page