Sick of patronizing advertising? Watch these videos!

Advertising tends to be annoying -- all the talk of free stuff, loyalty, because we care, etc.

I've recently come across a pair of great YouTube videos spoofing Madison Avenue's cliched excess. The George Carlin one is a clip from a longer sketch. Here's the full transcript.
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