I still haven't finished my taxes

I do it every year.

I wait until the last minute to file my taxes. And once again, I'm doing it again.

If you're reading this on April 15, and it's not yet 5:30 p.m., when my post office closes, I can pretty much guarantee that I'm not finished with my taxes. If it's after 5:30 p.m., I'm probably contemplating breaking into my post office.

I know I'm not alone, or at least I'm not, judging from all the articles out there in the newspapers, writing about the late filers. In this day of political correctness, there aren't many groups that we can kid, but, boy, do we like to poke fun at the tax filing procrastinators.