This April 15, Uncle Sam (and Staples) wants you

So I started my taxes today. I have a history of doing this. I've never gotten to the point where I've been running to the post office at midnight on April 15, though I think 5 p.m. might be my record, if we don't count the one or two years where I've done an extension, but even then, of course, you have to file.

Anyway, I know I have a lot of hours ahead of me, over the next week (I pause, looking at the calendar on my wall). Wait, the 15th is this TUESDAY. I thought it was Wednesday! Aaah!

(Yes, in case you're wondering, I'm writing in a stream-of-consciousness.)

OK, well, anyway... if you're a diligent, organized tax-payer, I'm sure you've been getting a lot of good advice from my buddy, tax expert Tracy Coenen. But see, she's out there to help you do your taxes better. I'm here to give you my fellow procrastinators some handy-dandy tips that will make your life more comfortable while you rush to do your taxes.