For sale: Horrible home

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You have to appreciate a real estate agent who sells a house by writing an ad like this:

The bottom of the barrel! I have avoided listing this one as long as possible, since it will take a miracle to sell. Sure, it has two bedrooms, one bathroom, and an oversized lot in a desirable Plymouth neighborhood. But beyond this, there's nothing else that's positive.

As part of a series of marketing savvy real estate agents, Realtor magazine, whose audience is the real estate industry, just did a story on Harry Ackley, a Coldwell Banker Realtor in Plymouth, Michigan, who wrote the above ad in 2004. As Ackley told Realtor, he received permission from the seller before writing the listing, and he said that he wrote it that way because "the house was a complete disaster. Just saying, "fixer-upper" or "handyman special" was not going to get it done. I needed to do something drastic to sell this one."

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