America's biggest time wasters


I'm not a guy prone to violent thoughts. Really. But, you know, for the last few hours, I haven't been able to get my email to work.

Fortunately, just as I was about to take a hammer to my computer, I realized that it wasn't really a problem with my PC, but a problem with the email server software program thing-a-ma-jig that I use (OK, I'm not a computer expert either). Once I realized that, I went to a back up email server program thing-a-ma-jig that I have, and now I have email, and all is well.

But in between all of this, I fantasized about throwing my computer into the trunk of my car, and in an ode to The Sopranos, I figured I'd shoot the monitor and dump my hard drive into a lake.