Cartman's Authoritah: Free Southpark video game!
That is if you're willing to settle for Super Nintendo graphics and Original Mario-style gameplay. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Cartman's Authoritah, available as a free download from Download.com.
Collect Cheezy Poofs and Weight Gainer 4 Thousand while fighting off Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo -- at absolutely no cost.
True -- The game isn't exactly a computer science miracle. But if you like South Park, you'll get a kick out of it.