Cartman's Authoritah: Free Southpark video game!

If you're a casual video game fan on a budget, there's no need to run out and spend $50 on the latest Nintendo Wii game.

That is if you're willing to settle for Super Nintendo graphics and Original Mario-style gameplay. Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce you to Cartman's Authoritah, available as a free download from Download.com.

Collect Cheezy Poofs and Weight Gainer 4 Thousand while fighting off Mr. Hanky the Christmas Poo -- at absolutely no cost.

True -- The game isn't exactly a computer science miracle. But if you like South Park, you'll get a kick out of it.