On the hunt for the cheapest cuppa joe in town

I'm a coffee snob. The other kind of coffee snob.

I'm over Starbucks. It's-a-Grind costs too much, Don't care for the Coffee bean and Tea Leaf, and Peet's puts hair on my chest while making me feel like I've spent the night in a meth-lab.

No, when it comes to coffee, I like it diner-style. Unadorned. Un-roasted. Down-market. Good old American Joe in porcelain or a plain paper cup.