PETA's "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" inspires other campaigns

Tom Barlow
Updated

The new "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," campaign by People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals featuring Eva Mendes in the buff has captured a great deal of attention for its cause. Since the ad trade is very lemming-like, I wouldn't be surprised to see other causes glom onto the idea, until we're hip-deep in celebrity skin. Some that I envisioned include-

  • Bill Gates- I'd rather go naked than go Apple

  • John Goodman - I'd rather go naked than go beerless

  • Donald Trump- I'd rather go naked than go bald

  • Pervez Musharraf- I'd rather go naked than go democratic

  • Todd Rundgren- I'd rather go naked than go unarmed

  • Lindsay Lohan- I'd rather go naked than go sober

  • Dennis Kucinich- I'd rather go naked than go off in another space ship

  • Joan Rivers- I'd rather go naked than go wrinkled

  • Pat Robertson- I'd rather go naked than go open-minded

  • George Bush- I'd rather go naked because I am the disrober

  • Paris Hilton- I'd rather go naked than about anything

Who would you rather see go naked, and for what cause?

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