The 20 Thirstiest Tweets About Joey Graziadei Being the New Bachelor
As you likely guessed based on him rolling up to the Bachelorette finale with a fresh new haircut looking 50 shades of hot, Joey Graziadei is ABC's next Bachelor. A fact that was confirmed during last night's After the Final Rose. And fans are...how do we put this delicately...thirsty as fuck.
Like, truly ABC's casting department is not prepared for what's about to happen to them based on the vibes on Twitter.
How I sleep knowing Joey is the new bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/qK1wqannvu
— emily (@emilykohara) August 22, 2023
JOEY IS THE NEW BACHELOR #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/MP1l3B51L6
— Llama Drama (@sweatsandpizza) August 22, 2023
JOEY AS BACHELOR!!! YES YES YES A MILLION TIMES YES #bachelorette #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/lUr1Uksb3r
— emily 🌹 (@emilyblivetweet) August 22, 2023
“Would you ever go on The Bachelor?”
Me: No, there is nothing I am less interested in than chasing a man at all, let alone on national TV. I prefer it as a spectator sport
*Joey Gets Announced as the Bachelor” pic.twitter.com/jJ95ugPrwG— Katie (@KayTeeeOh) August 22, 2023
Me quickly applying for the bachelor in case Joey is the next lead #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/KhdgKmbTN7
— Undercover Bachelor Fan (@undercoverbach1) August 22, 2023
Me running to be on Joey's season of The Bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/RyZQTT8sE9
— Caitlin McClain 🪩 (@catemcclain7) August 22, 2023
Me, a happily married woman, seeing Joey announced as the next bachelor: #thebachelorette pic.twitter.com/FLeZe4zsru
— becca (@beccaweihofen) August 22, 2023
america watching joey as The Bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/hdATifNkIm
—. (@lettie4u) August 22, 2023
Joey is the most attractive Bachelor ever I SAID WHAT I SAID #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/2mtkG1CIde
— vanessa (@assenavmarie) August 22, 2023
Joey has that soon-to-be-The-Bachelor glow tonight. Clear skin, fresh haircut, humble conversation, let’s GOOOOO #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/HUs9nPvZkT
— Lauren (@thelweiss) August 22, 2023
Joey is the bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/WSer0y8bJV
— NobodyAskedformyTakes (@nobodyaskedtake) August 22, 2023
Joey for Bachelor!! 👏👏👏#BacheloretteABC #BacheloretteFinale #Bachelorette #BachelorNation pic.twitter.com/yLqJbqS9EP
— Betty Shark (@SaidSteph__) August 22, 2023
me going to sleep knowing that tonight went how I wanted it to go! Charity picked Dotun & Joey is our new Bachelor, paradise looks juicy, it can’t get any better!! #TheBachelorette #thebachelorette #Bachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/hNi3TGgnw9
— sarah.randall99 (@sarahrandall011) August 22, 2023
joey is the next bachelor and i gotta watch these girl fight over my man pic.twitter.com/aEjRUwcZH4
— J (@wakemeuptodrive) August 22, 2023
Joey as Bachelor!!!! We really did win tonight!!! #thebachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/Kj1tpIINDL
— Accept This Rose (@IWatchBachelor) August 22, 2023
just when i think i’m done with this show they make Joey the bachelor #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/sMSerRdMbl
— nikki (@worldmeetnikki) August 22, 2023
BOTH MEN WERE TREASURES. JOEY COMFORTED HER TO THE LAST MOMENT. JOEY FOR THE BACHELOR PLEASE. #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/zF0aunLnv5
— 𝔐𝔞𝔯𝔦 (@sarcasticmari) August 22, 2023
Me signing myself up after finding out Joey’s the new bachelor #TheBachelorette #bachelorette pic.twitter.com/nXGoSQXcF6
— Katlynn Hauber (@hauber_katlynn) August 22, 2023
NEW BACHELOR JOEY LETS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!! #TheBachelorette pic.twitter.com/erg7dunk21
— Wine Glasses & Roses (@WGRpodcast) August 22, 2023
Hi, It’s Joey. He’s the Bachelor, it’s Joey!
YASSSS 👏👏👏👏#bachelorette #BacheloretteFinale #BachelorNation #Bachelor pic.twitter.com/ONfg1jLAZz— Betty Shark (@SaidSteph__) August 22, 2023
Just FYI, Joey chatted a bit about his upcoming Bachelor journey to Jesse Palmer on ATFR, saying "It's sinking in very slowly but I'm trying my best just to stay present, enjoy it, but this is crazy. I mean, I'll be the first person to say this is wild. I never expected this at all, didn’t know this is what my life is turning at this moment. So yeah, crazy stuff, but I'm excited."
He also revealed what he's looking for, so pay attention if you plan to apply: "Someone that’s just themselves that I can truthfully be a partner with. I want someone that challenges me. I want someone that I can challenge. I just want someone to do life with. I just want someone that's going to be my person."
As for any unresolved feelings for Charity, Joey said "I'm more ready than I was in that moment. For me, it was just, you have to take some time to get a little bit more closure. Watching Dotun and Charity's connection was enough for me."
Cool cool cool, if you need me I'll be filling out an application.
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