125 'Star Wars' Jokes That'll Have You Laughing in Less Than 12 Parsecs

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The Star Wars saga has given audiences memorable characters, epic adventures and some of the most quotable lines in cinema history. But it has also inspired countless jokes and quips playing off everything from lightsabers to Leia's infamous cinnamon bun hairdo. In celebration of over 40 years of Force-filled fun, we've compiled 125 of the most hilarious Star Wars jokes guaranteed to hit your funny bone like a blaster bolt.

From cringe-worthy puns involving everyone's favorite Wookiee Chewbacca to wisecracks only a Jedi Master could love, this collection of comics, memes, and one-liners will have you laughing all the way to Mos Eisley Cantina. So, buckle up and prepare to jump to light speed for the most side-splitting assortment of Star Wars humor this side of Hoth.

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125 Star Wars Jokes

1. An Ewok walks into a cantina and says, “I’ll have a whisky and… soda.”
The bartender says, “Sure thing—but why the little pause?”
“I don’t know,” says the Ewok. “I’ve had them all my life.”

2. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs? Admiral Ackbar Snackbar.

3. What else does he sell? “It’s a wrap!”

4. What is just as big as Jabba the Hutt but literally weighs nothing? Jabba’s shadow.

5. How did the rebels communicate on the moon of Endor? Ewokie talkies.

6. How does Admiral Ackbar order his coffee? "It's a frap!"

7. What does Admiral Ackbar take when he’s tired? “It's a nap!”

8. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers.

9. What do Jawas have that no other creature in the galaxy has? Baby Jawas.

10. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? The appetizer.

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11. How do Gungans store food? They keep it in jar jars.

12. What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal? Miso soup.

13. Where does a krayt dragon sleep? Anywhere it wants to.

14. What time is it when a rancor sits on your bed? Time to get a new bed.

15. Why did the sarlacc skip lunch? He was already full of boba.

Luke Skywalker Jokes

16. What do you call a dachshund from Luke's home planet? A Tattooweenie.

17. How does Luke get around the forest? Ewoks.

18. What does Luke drink when he's feeling sad? Blue milk.

19. What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? It’s Luke-warm.

20. What did Luke say when he realized he forgot his winter coat? "I'm getting Hoth under the collar."

21. What's Luke's favorite meal from home? Tattooweenie and beans.

22. Why did Luke sleep with the lights on? Because he was afraid of the Darth.

23. Where did Luke get his bionic hand? A second hand store.

24. If Ani is short for Anakin and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for? A stormtrooper.

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Yoda Jokes

25. What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri.

26. What does Yoda do for fun? Anything that makes the Dagobah.

27. Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles.

28. Who is short, green and plays the cello? Yo-Yo Da.

29. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs.

30. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda to borrow some money? Because he’s always short.

31. Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven ate.

The Mandalorian Jokes

32. What’s Din Djarin’s favorite protein supplement? “This is the whey.”

33. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett.

34. What’s a Mandalorian’s favorite pasta? Fett-uccine.

35. What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian? Boba Pett.

36. What’s the difference between Din Djarin and a car driven by Marty McFly? One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean.

37. How does Grogu call Din Djarin? On his baby mobile.

38. When did Grogu say his first word? Right after his second word.

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Droid Jokes

39. Why did R2-D2 get arrested? He was charged with battery.

40. What do you call a droid that doesn’t use deodorant? C3-BO.

41. Why was C-3PO broken? Someone put salsa on his chips.

42. What is C-3PO's favorite dance move? The robot.

43. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2D2.

44. Why do medical droids make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patients.

45. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he's always making new friends!

46. What is R2-D2 short for? Because he has little legs.

47. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO.

48. What droid always takes the long way around? R2-Detour.

49. Is BB hungry? No, BB8.

50. What do you call an angsty teenage droid? A sigh borg.

51. What happens to droids after they go defunct? They rust in peace.

52. Why was the droid angry? Because people kept pushing its buttons.

53. Why didn’t Anakin make C-3PO out of wood? Because it wooden work.

54. What's R2-D2's favorite game? Hide and beep.

55. What’s the name of the droid who joined the rock band? Flea-3PO.

56. What’s R2-D2’s favorite singer? Beabadoobee.

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Chewbacca Jokes

57. What do you call a Wookiee in a bad mood? Sir.

58. Why was Chewbacca doing stomach crunches while he was on Hoth? He was trying to be the Abdominal Snowman.

59. What is Wookiee stew like?  A little Chewie.

60. Why did Chewbacca lose at dejarik? He made a Wookiee mistake.

61. What side of a Wookiee has the most hair? The outside.

62. Where did Chewbacca upload the Death Star plans? Wookieeleaks.

63. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key.

64. What's Chewbacca's favorite brand of gum? Big League Chew.

65. What did Darth Vader say to the Wookiee? "I find your lack of bathe disturbing."

Han Solo Jokes

66. Why did Leia like Solo? Because he was Han-some.

67. What do you get when Han Solo is vaporized by a blaster? Second-Han smoke.

68. What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren when he dropped him off at school? "Have a good day, Ben."

69. What did Han Solo give Greedo for Life Day? A blaster-proof vest.

70. What do you call a bird who eats avocado toast? A millennial falcon.

71. Why did the Millennium Falcon go to Dagobah? To pick up some Yoda soda.

72. Why did Lando borrow the Millennium Falcon? He just took it for a Bespin.

73. Why did the Millennium Falcon break up with the X-wing? It needed space in the relationship.

74. What did Han order at the cantina? A carbonite cocktail in a Solo cup.

75. What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the fish? “Never sell me the cods!”

76. What did Han Solo say when the waiter recommended edamame instead? “Never shell me the pods!”

77. What did Han say when he heard he won a galactic lottery he never entered? "Never Zelle me the frauds!"

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Princess Leia Jokes

78. Did you hear the one about Princess Leia’s hair? It’ll have you rolling.

79. Who does Princess Leia's hair? Darth Braider.

80. Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis? Because he was her only Pope.

81. What does Leia say when she can't find her shampoo? "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only soap."

82. What did Leia say when she fell in the sarlacc pit? "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only rope."

Jedi Jokes

83. I’m reading a great book about Force levitation. I can't put it down.

84. What did Obi-Wan say when Luke was having a hard time using chopsticks? "Use the forks, Luke."

85. What did the Jedi say to the sheep? May the force be with ewe.

86. What is a Jedi’s favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli.

87. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin Skywalker.

88. Why didn't Leia email Obi-Wan the Death Star plans? Attachments are forbidden.

89. Why can't Jedi vacuum in corners? Attachments are forbidden.

90. How does Obi-Wan Kenobi answer the phone? "Hello there!"

91. Why does Obi-Wan hate bodybuilders? Only Sith deal in abs.

92. Why did Mace Windu go to the store? To buy Windu cleaner.

93. Who stands in a store window modeling the latest Star Wars fashions? Mannequin Skywalker.

94. What do you call a Jedi who knows Photoshop? Adobe-Wan Kenobi.

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Sith Jokes

95. How does Grievous stay in shape? Spin class.

96. What does General Grievous have for breakfast? Cough-ee.

97. What has three legs and six arms? General Grievous with some spare parts.

98. Why wasn’t Darth Vader allowed into seminary school? The priest found his lack of faith disturbing.

99. Why does Palpatine wear black robes? Because they don’t make them in a darker color.

100. Why can Count Dooku use two lightsabers? Because he’s ambi-Sith-rous.

101. What kind of coffee does Palpatine drink? Darth roast.

102. Where does Kylo Ren get his black clothes? From his closet.

103. Why did Kylo Ren get food poisoning? He couldn’t resist the dark side of the buffet.

104. Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey? Because he'd Ben Solo for so long.

105. Why did Darth Maul cross the road? He didn't. He had no legs for years after Obi-Wan cut him in half.

106. What do you call five Sith piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-kebab.

107. Why isn’t Darth Vader safe for children under three? He’s a choking hazard.

108. How did Darth Vader cheat at sabacc? He kept altering the deal.

109. What is Emperor Palpatine’s favorite Disney song? "When You Wish Upon A Death Star."

110. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting him for Life Day? He felt his presents.

111. What do you call a potato that turned to the dark side? Vader Tots.

112. How do Sith get to the second floor of the Darth Mall? The Ele-Vader.

113. What did Darth Vader say to the woodworker? "I find your lack of lathe disturbing."

114. Who’s the toughest teacher at the Sith school? Darth Grader.

115. What do you call a Sith who likes fishing? Darth Wader.

116. Who works at the Sith restaurant? Darth Waiter.

117. Who DJs all the Sith parties? Darth Fader.

Empire Jokes

118. Why couldn't Grand Moff Tarkin find the rebel base? He was looking in Alderaan places.

119. What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin, to the last.

120. What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Bow TIEs.

121. What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The store next to Target.

122. I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built. It was riveting.

123. Why did the storm trooper buy the iPhone? He couldn't find the droid he was looking for.

124. What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and an AT-AT? One is a walking Imperial and the other is an Imperial walker.

125. Did you hear the one about the Death Star trash compactor? The punchline is smashing.

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