Here are 100 of the funniest tweets about parenting
Allison Slater Tate
With Twitter accounts closing and the social media app's future uncertain, we are revisiting some of our favorite and funniest tweets about parenting. Enjoy!
tweet from @HenpeckedHal (@HenpeckedHal via Twitter)
tweet from @MegStEsprit (@MegStEsprit via Twitter)
Tweet from @Froschauer_AF (@Froschauer_AF via Twitter)
Tweet from @carlifarley (@carlifarley via Twitter)
Tweet from @rusty_coach (@rusty_coach via Twitter)
Tweet from @mom_tho (@mom_tho via Twitter)
Tweet from @Mommycocktail (@MommyCocktail via Twitter)
tweet from @mumoftw0 (@MumOfTw0 via Twitter)
Tweet from @AnAppleHat (@AnAppleHat via Twitter)
tweet from @copymama (@copymama via Twitter)
tweet from @GSand410 (@GSand410 via Twitter)
Tweet from @LIFEISJOURKNEE (@LIFEISJOURKNEE via Twitter)
Tweet from @MommyCocktail (@MommyCocktail via Twitter)
Tweet from @RYGdance (@RYGdance via Twitter)
tweet from @deloisvete (@deloisvete via Twitter)
tweet from @mommajessiec (@mommajessiec via Twitter)
tweet from @simoncholland (@simoncholland via Twitter)
tweet from @anapplehat (@AnAppleHat via Twitter)
tweet from @NovelistJessica (@NovelistJessica via Twitter)
tweet from @MumOfTw0 (@MumOfTw0 via Twitter)
tweet from @reallifemommy3 (@reallifemommy3 via Twitter)
tweet from @sarabellab123 (@sarabellab123 via Twitter)
tweet from @threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy via Twitter)
tweet from @Dad_At_Law (@Dad_At_Law via Twitter)
tweet from @maryfairybobrry (@maryfairybobrry via Twitter)
tweet from @kindminds_ (@kindminds_ via Twitter)
tweet from @mommajessiec (@mommajessiec via Twitter)
tweet from @RompAndRoar (@RompAndRoar via Twitter)
tweet from @oneawkwardmom (@oneawkwardmom via Twitter)
tweet from @itssherifield (@itssherifield via Twitter)
tweet from @mom_needsalife (@mom_needsalife via Twitter)
tweet via @riot4rach (@riot4rach via Twitter)
tweet from @AnAppleHat (@AnAppleHat via Twitter)
tweet from @kevinthedad (@kevinthedad via Twitter)
tweet from @ScaryMommy (@ScaryMommy via Twitter)
tweet from @mom_needsalife (@mom_needsalife via Twitter)
tweet from @BunAndLeggings (@BunAndLeggings via Twitter)
tweet from @sarcasticmommy4 (@sarcasticmommy4 via Twitter)
tweet from @mommy_cusses (@mommy_cusses via Twitter)
tweet from @reallifemommy3 (@reallifemommy3 via Twitter)
tweet from @kevinthedad (@kevinthedad via Twitter)
tweet from @itssherifield (@itssherifield via Twitter)
tweet from @Chhapiness (@Chhapiness via Twitter)
tweet from @TheREALMessyMom (@TheREALMessyMom via Twitter)
tweet from @AnAppleHat (@AnAppleHat via Twitter)
tweet from @Dad_At_Law (@Dad_At_Law via Twitter)
tweet from @Lottie_Poppie (@Lottie_Poppie via Twitter)
tweet from @OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady via Twitter)
tweet from @DadSetAgainst (@DadSetAgainst via Twitter)
tweet from @maryfairybobrry (@maryfairybobrry via Twitter)
tweet from @sarcasticmommy4 (@sarcasticmommy4 via Twitter)
tweet from @meanttomyself (@meanttomyself via Twitter)
tweet from @kevinthedad (@kevinthedad via Twitter)
tweet from @UpsideDad (@UpsideDad via Twitter)
tweet from @deloisvete (@deloisvete via Twitter)
tweet from @MumInBits (@MumInBits via Twitter)
tweet from @Dad_At_Law (@Dad_At_Law via Twitter)
tweet from @kevinthedad (@kevinthedad via Twitter)
tweet from @notmythirdrodeo (@notmythirdrodeo via Twitter)
tweet from @dadpickupline (@dadpickupline via Twitter)
tweet from @sarcasticmommy4 (@sarcasticmommy4 via Twitter)
tweet from @itssherifield (@itssherifield via Twitter)
tweet from @not_thenanny (@not_thenanny via Twitter)
tweet from @jovialijennay (@jovialjennay via Twitter)
tweet from @sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy via Twitter)
tweet from @threetimedaddy (@threetimedaddy via Twitter)
tweet from @MumInBits (@MumInBits via Twitter)
tweet from @HenpeckedHal (@HenpeckedHal via Twitter)
tweet from @CatJacquesESPN (@CatJacquesESPN via Twitter)
tweet from @gbergan (@gbergan via Twitter)
tweet from @xennial_mom (@xennial_mom via Twitter)
tweet from @thedad (@thedad via Twitter)
tweet from @ericamorecambe (@ericamorecambe via Twitter)
tweet from @GrahamKritzer (@GrahamKritzer via Twitter)
tweet from @ToriTheMom (@ToriTheMom via Twitter)
tweet from @DadSetAgainst (@DadSetAgainst via Twitter)
tweet from @sarcasticmommy (@sarcasticmommy via Twitter)
tweet from @oneawkwardmom (@oneawkwardmom via Twitter)
tweet from @Lottie_Poppie (@Lottie_Poppie via Twitter)
tweet from @_SouthernMama (@_SouthernMama via Twitter)
tweet from @HomeWithPeanut (@HomeWithPeanut via Twitter)
tweet from @mommeh_dearest (@mommeh_dearest via Twitter)
tweet from @IDontSpeakWhine (@IDontSpeakWhine via Twitter)
tweet from @CrockettForReal (@CrockettForReal via Twitter)
tweet from @michimama75 (@michimama75 via Twitter)
tweet from @everywhereist (@everywhereist via Twitter)
tweet from @SnarkyMommy78 (@SnarkyMommy78 via Twitter)
tweet from @daddygofish (@daddygofish via Twitter)
tweet from @IDontSpeakWhine (@IDontSpeakWhine via Twitter)
tweet from @thedad (@thedad via Twitter)
tweet from @itssherifield (@itssherifield via Twitter)
tweet from @Dad_At_Law (@Dad_At_Law via Twitter)
tweet from @simoncholland (@simoncholland via Twitter)
tweet from @mollymcnearney (@mollymcnearney via Twitter)
tweet via @jacanamommy (@jacanamommy via Twitter)
tweet from @MumInBits (@MumInBits via Twitter)
tweet from @sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy via Twitter)
My kids were sick this week and I took care of them and now I’m sick and they’re taking care of me just kidding I’m refilling their waters now.
My kid wanted to use her $2 to buy an iPad and I told her it’s not enough money and she said “well you bought a whole house when you didn’t have enough money” and now she’s grounded until I can think of a comeback
