Man Responsible For Sochi Opening Ceremony Glitch WAS NOT Murdered

It was the technical glitch heard around the world, only because the whole world was watching. During the Sochi Olympic Games Opening Ceremony, a rogue snowflake didn't expand to become one of the Olympic rings. Twitter soon exploded with what would become with the person at fault for the malfunction, but satire website Daily Currant took it to the next level writing a story that the man responsible had been murdered.