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  • Comedic Rant: Why Wind Hates You(01:12)
  • A light summer breeze, the refreshing feeling of a misty gale. Wind is a miracle and WIND HATES YOU. Learn why wind hates you in this paranoid, inform...
  • Date: April 29, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Why Trees Hate You(01:50)
  • Trees: the gentle giants of the forests. And a bunch of hateful jerks. Learn why trees hate you in this paranoid, informative and comedic rant. Here's...
  • Date: April 29, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Why Rain Hates You(01:23)
  • The cleansing feeling of a sun shower. The childlike glee of splashing in a puddle. Rain is a miracle. And rain hates you. Learn why rain hates you in...
  • Date: April 29, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Feet Hate You(02:06)
  • They hold your off-brand sandals and a real man's exoskeleton war suit. Feet are nature's walkin meat. And feet hate you!
  • Date: November 18, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Glass Hates You(02:27)
  • The majesty of a panoramic view. The majestier-ness of an even more panoramic view. Glass is like wood you can see through and glass hates you!
  • Date: November 11, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Bacon Loves You(01:34)
  • You never thought the day would come, but alas, here it is. Something loves you and that something is bacon. Bacon is a delicious, semi-healthy (reall...
  • Date: November 05, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Bacon Hates You(02:27)
  • The hot sizzle of it on the pan. The erotic plop of bacib hitting the fryer. Bacon is to breakfast what genitals are to sexy and bacon hates you. Don'...
  • Date: November 04, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Darkness Hates You(02:00)
  • The horror of nearby noises in the night. The blood curdling fear of knowing that something is in your room.... then realizing that no one is in your ...
  • Date: October 28, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Time Hates You(02:34)
  • The sweet click of a wheel on a ratchet cock, the wonder of changing lights on a seven-segment display. Like sand through the hourglass these are the....
  • Date: October 21, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Geese Hate You(01:48)
  • The fury of a flying V. The intimidating honks of a bustling gaggle. Geese are the turkeys of the skies and geese hate you. Image Credit: Steven Walli...
  • Date: October 15, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Caves Hate You(01:52)
  • While you were busy guessing whether that is stalactite or stalagmite, caves were killing 6 people a year in the US alone. Caves are nightmares, and c...
  • Date: October 07, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You
  • Comedic Rant: Hippos Hate You(01:32)
  • Hippos are 8,000 pound, 14 foot long eating, defecating, killing machines. Not the gentle ballerinas that Walt Disney makes them out to be. Oh, and hi...
  • Date: September 30, 2013
  • Source: Nature Hates You

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