Thief hilariously fails to hide large stolen item

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Police in Northamptonshire, England are searching for a man who might be the most confident thief of all time.

They shared a photo of a man failing miserably to conceal a Venetian blind that he allegedly tried to steal.

It's pretty funny.

Though you can barely tell that part of the item is tucked into his pants, the portion that is sticking out of the back of his hoodie is hard to miss.

Sadly, wearing a hoodie far above your head just isn't something considered fashionable. Or normal.

According to a police report, security caught on immediately because of his poor disguise (and all that extra weight sicking out of his shirt probably slowed him down a little.)

He dumped the blind near the store. Sadly, authorities note, the blind was damaged in the process.

As was the alleged thief's ego, probably.

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