If you're looking to get a head start on your holiday shopping, and your list of loved ones includes a few people with offbeat senses of humor or eclectic tastes, you might be able to pick up the perfect gift at one of America's favorite retailers: Walmart.
Known for boasting some of the best deals on everyday items — from TVs and kitchen appliances to alcohol and organic food — Walmart is a trove of hidden gems that will surely raise some eyebrows and spark conversation.
Whether you're shopping for holiday presents or birthday gifts, preparing for a party, or if you simply want to make a loved one laugh, browse the Walmart website. As a matter of fact, here's a small sampling of the most random, weirdest and strangest things you can find at Walmart.com.
Some of the most unique Walmart deals made their initial appearance on the small screen. For the “Duck Dynasty” fan in your life, consider the As Seen on TV Chia Pet — Uncle Si Robertson, a decorative clay planter that sprouts a wonderful, green, lush chia beard in just a week or two. And the best part: It costs less than $8, helping you save even more money at this retailer if you usually do most of your gift shopping here.
And in case one beard-bearing Chia Pet isn’t enough, Walmart also offers a Chia Willie Robertson, a Chia Kermit, Chia Zombies, Chia Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and more.
Sure, the price tag is nearly $50. But if you’ve ever wanted to create that feeling of exclusivity in your very own bathroom — and who wouldn’t? — consider this VIP Lounge Toilet Seat available on the Walmart website through its Marketplace partner program.
This wood-composition toilet with a chrome finish seat is decorated with “diamond-look gems” and embossed letters that will have you feeling like a VIP every time you VI-pee.
Are you a hunting enthusiast? Do you have a hunter in the family whose favorite sport is deer? If so, this is just one of the many hunting products designed to attract animals through smell.
This “all-natural, Estrus-blend formula” keeps both local does and bucks intrigued, according to the item’s description. This is how it works: The scent “mimics nature” and attracts bucks to your area. If you’re near does that are actively breeding, it’s advised you place three to four scent wicks upwind of your hunting spot. Just don’t spill any on your clothes.
4. Official Major League Baseball Caskets and Urns
All jokes about die-hard fans aside, Walmart.com offers official Major League Baseball caskets and urns featuring some of your favorite teams’ logos and colors.
And, although it might have little to do with records and rivalries, it’s worth noting Walmart’s prices sometimes vary by team, at least when it comes to urns. For example, at the time of writing, a Chicago White Sox urn retails for $469.41 while the Pittsburgh Pirates and New York Mets urns are as high as $798 each. Those prices might be high, but they’re nothing compared to these ridiculously expensive baseball memorabilia.
This platter featuring the head of the possessed child portrayed by Linda Blair in “The Exorcist” is perfect for a Halloween party, an Oscar party or any other time you want to impress your party guests — but only if you’re sure the green vomit oozing from her mouth won’t have them running away in disgust.
And the doll head isn’t just decorative. It also rotates, flashes red eyes and recites lines from the classic 1973 horror film.
Fashion meets function in these chenille slippers that allow wearers to clean their floors while they walk. Of all the things to buy at Walmart, this could be the perfect gift to sweep that special someone off their feet.
And, considering the As Seen on TV Superstore price of $12.99, the Walmart price offers some significant savings for the cost-conscious clean freak.
Sure, DIY Halloween costumes are usually the way to go, especially if you want to save money on your kids’ costumes. But this year, go big on your costume — real big.
This full-body big baby adult costume includes a battery-powered fan to inflate it. Just buy four AA batteries, and you’re good to go. And, considering Walmart lists this costume at more than $10 less than some other retailers, you won’t have to steal any candy from real babies, as the old saying goes.
In keeping with similar holiday themes, skip the traditional, boring gingerbread house and buy this Trailer Park Santa Kit instead.
Offering a “humorous twist on a holiday tradition,” according to its description, this kit includes everything you need to make one gingerbread trailer and sleigh. This item is currently out of stock on Walmart.com, but it’s also available on Amazon.com for a few cents less, leaving you plenty of time for assembly between now and Christmas.