All of the theories about the Brangelina divorce suggest that Brad Pitt is a nightmare

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from Brad Pitt yesterday. This is a shocking fact that you are still probably getting used to knowing, but Jolie was extremely prepared for you to know it. So far, every tabloid story about the Brangelina divorce has featured some kind of source claiming that Pitt's bad behavior caused it. When taken together, these stories paint a picture of Brad Pitt as a complete shithead. Angie wants full custody of the couple's six children, and her PR team is not messing around.

Here are all of the theories about the divorce (so far).

Brad's "parenting style" upset Angie.
TMZ was the first to report on the divorce, noting that Angie asked the judge for "physical custody of the couple's 6 children" and that "she does not want Brad to have joint physical custody." TMZ cited "sources connected with the couple" who say that "Angelina's decision to file has to do with the way Brad was parenting the children ... she was extremely upset with his methods."

Brad has an "anger problem."
TMZ also cited sources who claim that Angie believes Brad has"an anger problem," which has become "dangerous for the children."

Brad is consuming "weed and possibly alcohol."
The same TMZ sources note that Angie became "fed up" with Brad's consumption of "weed and possibly alcohol." This is a particularly charged accusation because, in 2013, Brad told Esquire he gave up drugs to have a family. "For a long time I thought I did too much damage – drug damage," he said. "I was a bit of a drifter. A guy who felt he grew up in something of a vacuum and wanted to see things, wanted to be inspired. I followed that other thing."

Brad "fooled around" on set with Marion Cotillard.
"Page Six" reported today that Angie hired a private detective to uncover Brad's alleged affair with his Allied co-star Marion Cotillard. The site's source claims that Angie "hired a private eye because she felt that [Brad] was fooling around with [Marion] on the set, and it turns out, he was. And that was the final straw." Marion Cotillard is currently in a relationship with Guillaume Canet. She is also a 9/11 truther, which is neither here nor there.

So far, neither Brad nor Angie has released a statement about the divorce or any of these claims. Angie's entertainment lawyer Robert Offer told TMZ that Angie simply filed for divorce "for the health of the family." Laura Wasser (who just represented Johnny Depp) is representing Angie in the divorce.

We will update this post as more information becomes available.

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