The 80-year-old director sat down with The Guardian and spoke candidly about his personal life and the many "traumas" he's faced in the past -- including the repeated accusations of sexual abuse by daughter Dylan Farrow.
"I have no interest in all of that," the Café Society director said. "I find that all tabloid stupidity. That situation had been thoroughly, thoroughly investigated up and down the line by New York social services in a 14-month investigation. It had been investigated by Yale and conclusions were clear and I have no interest in that whole situation. I get harassed all the time on it. But it doesn't affect me and I just have no interest in it."
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CHICAGO, IL - JULY 18: Woody Allen attends the Chicago premiere of 'Irrational Man' at Bellweather Meeting House & Eatery on July 18, 2015 in Chicago, Illinois. (Photo by Gabriel Grams/Getty Images)
CANNES, FRANCE - MAY 15: US director Woody Allen (L) and his wife Soon Yi (R) arrive for the screening of the film 'Irrational Man' at the 68th international film festival in Cannes, France. May 15, 2015. (Photo by Mustafa Yalcin/Anadolu Agency/Getty Images)
FILE - In this Aug. 27, 2013, file photo, director and actor Woody Allen appears at the French premiere of "Blue Jasmine," in Paris. Allen has added his handprints to the Hollywood Walk of Fame, located in Pawtucket, R.I., but not the one in California. Allen was in town on Thursday, Aug. 7, 2014, filming a new movie, and he agreed to add his handprints to the small âwalk of fameâ in the old mill town. Allen put his prints into wet cement Thursday afternoon, and it will be installed at a later date. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena, File)
Woody Allen attends the "Magic In The Moonlight" premiere, hosted by Dolce & Gabbana, at the Paris Theatre on Thursday, July 17, 2014, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Director and actor Woody Allen, center, Australian actress Cate Blanchett, left, and British actress Sally Hawkins pose as they arrive for the French premiere of Blue Jasmine, in Paris, Tuesday, Aug. 27, 2013. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)
Director and actor Woody Allen, right, and his wife Soon-Yi Previn arrive for the French premiere of Blue Jasmine, in Paris, Tuesday, Aug. 27, 2013. (AP Photo/Christophe Ena)
This publicity image released by Sony Pictures Classics shows, actress Cate Blanchett, left, director Woody Allen, center, and Alec Baldwin on the set of "Blue Jasmine." Allen will receive the Cecil B. DeMille Award at Sunday?s ceremony. (AP Photo/Sony Pictures Classics)
Writer and director Woody Allen and wife Soon-Yi Previn arrive for the screening of "To Rome With Love," in Paris, Monday, June 25, 2012. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
Writer and director Woody Allen arrives for the screening of "To Rome With Love," in Paris, Monday, June 25, 2012. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
Actress Penelope Cruz, left, writer and director Woody Allen and actress Greta Gerwig attend a special screening of "To Rome With Love" hosted by The Cinema Society with The Hollywood Reporter & Piaget at the Paris Theatre on Wednesday June 20, 2012 in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Greta Gerwig, Penelope Cruz, Alison Pill and writer/director Woody Allen attend the premiere of "To Rome With Love" at Regal Cinemas L.A. LIVE on Thursday June 14, 2012 in Los Angeles. (Photo by Todd Williamson/Invision/AP)
Woody Allen and Angela Lansbury attend the opening night after party for Broadway's "Relatively Speaking", three one act comedies by Ethan Coen, Elaine May and Woody Allen, in New York, Thursday, Oct. 20, 2011. (AP Photo/Charles Sykes)
US Director Woody Allen signs autographs as he inaugurates an open air cinema set up at the Forlanini hospital, in Rome, Friday, Aug. 5, 2011. Woody Allen is in Rome for the shooting of his latest movie "The Bop Decameron". (AP Photo/Pier Paolo Cito)
US Director Woody Allen, right, and Rome province president Renata Polverini inaugurate an open air cinema set up at the Forlanini hospital, in Rome, Friday, Aug. 5, 2011. Woody Allen is in Rome for the shooting of his latest movie "The Bop Decameron". (AP Photo/Pier Paolo Cito)
US Director Woody Allen is seen in central Rome, Thursday, July 14, 2011, during the shooting of his latest movie "The Bop Decameron". Spanish actress Penelope Cruz will act in the comedy that will also feature among others Roberto Benigni, Jesse Eisenbergh, Ellen Page and Judy Davis. (AP Photo/Andrew Medichini)
US Director Woody Allen is seen in central Rome, Monday, July 11, 2011, on the first day of the shooting of his latest movie "The Bop Decameron". Spanish actress Penelope Cruz will act in the comedy that will also feature among others Roberto Benigni, Jesse Eisenbergh, Ellen Page and Judy Davis. (AP Photo/Angelo Carconi)
American director Woody Allen, left, receives by Rome's Mayor Gianni Alemanno the Capitoline wolf, prize, on the occasion of his visit to Rome's Campidoglio, Capitol Hill, Wednesday, July 6, 2011. Allen arrived in Rome for the shooting of his new movie. (AP Photo/Virginia Farneti, LaPresse) ITALY OUT
Director Woody Allen attends the press conference for Midnight in Paris, at the 64th international film festival, in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 11, 2011. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
Actress Lea Seydoux and director Woody Allen chat during a photo call for Midnight in Paris, at the 64th international film festival, in Cannes, southern France, Wednesday, May 11, 2011. (AP Photo/Joel Ryan)
Director Woody Allen, right, speaks to actor Tony Roberts during a break in the action during the second half of an NBA basketball game between the New York Knicks and the New Orleans Hornets, Wednesday, March 2, 2011, at Madison Square Garden in New York. (AP Photo/Mary Altaffer)
Director Woody Allen poses for a portrait while promoting the film 'You Will Meet A Tall Dark Stranger' at the Toronto International Film Festival Sunday Sept. 12, 2010. (AP Photo/Carlo Allegri)
Actress Naomi Watts and filmmaker Woody Allen exit following the premiere of "You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger", at the 63rd international film festival, in Cannes, southern France, Saturday, May 15, 2010. (AP Photo/Joel Ryan)
From left, actor Josh Brolin, actress Gemma Jones, actress Naomi Watts, filmmaker Woody Allen, and actress Lucy Punch, pose during a photo call for the film "You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger", at the 63rd international film festival, in Cannes, southern France, Saturday, May 15, 2010. (AP Photo/Lionel Cironneau)
From left, actress Patricia Clarkson, director Woody Allen and actress Evan Rachel Wood attend the 2009 Tribeca Film Festival opening premiere of 'Whatever Works' at the Ziegfeld Theater on Wednesday, April 22, 2009 in New York. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)
U.S. film director Woody Allen, right, and actress Penelope Cruz, pose for photographers before the screening of their film 'Vicky Cristina Barcelona' in Barcelona, Spain, Saturday, Sept. 20, 2008. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)
U.S. film director, Woody Allen gestures during the press conference promoting his new film, ''Vicky Cristina Barcelona', at the 56th San Sebastian Film Festival in San Sebastian, northern Spain, Thursday, Sept. 18, 2008. The San Sebastian Film Festival, the oldest and most prestigious in the Spanish speaking World, opens Thursday with a strong focus on European and U.S. movies. (AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos)
From left, British actress Rebecca Hall, American director Woody Allen and Spanish actress Penelope Cruz pose at the photo call for the film "Vicky Cristina Barcelona" during the 61st International film festival in Cannes, southern France, Saturday, May 17, 2008. (AP Photo/Carlo Allegri)
In this photo provided by Feinstein's at the Regency, director Woody Allen, left, and his wife Soon-Yi Previn pose with singer Michael Feinstein at the opening night of Feinstein's Holiday Show at the Regency Hotel in New York, Tuesday, Nov. 27, 2007. (AP Photo/Feinstein's at the Regency, Marion Curtis)
In this photo provided by The Cinema Society, actress Scarlett Johansson, left, director Woody Allen, and actress Emily Mortimer, right, attend a special screening of the new Dreamworks Pictures film "Match Point" in New York City, Wednesday Dec. 14, 2005. (AP Photo/Marion Curtis,The Cinema Society)
American actress Tiffani Thiessen, right, strokes Woody Allen's cheek as American actress Debra Messing looks on as they pose for their film "Hollywood Ending," presented out of competition during a photocall at the 55th Film Festival in Cannes, France, Wednesday, May 15, 2002. "Hollywood Ending" will be the opening film of the festival Wednesday night.(AP Photo/Michel Euler)
Actor and director Woody Allen makes his way through a sea of reporters as he leaves Appellate Court in Manhattan, New York, Jan. 13, 1994. Allen is appealing a judge's earlier custody arrangement. (AP Photo/Mike Albans)
Director Woody Allen carries his five year old son Satchel back to Mia Farrow's apartment in New York City, USA on June 7, 1993, following two hours of visitation rights with the boy who is Allen's and Farrows biological son. Allen lost a custody battle against Farrow. (AP Photo/Chrystyna Czajkowsky)
Director Woody Allen gestures towards photographers as he leaves court in Lower Manhattan, New York Monday, May 3, 1993, after listening to another day of testimony in his bitter child custody with ex-lover actress Mia Farrow. (AP Photo/Rickey Recard)
Woody Allen and former and actress Diane Keaton take in the sights and sounds of New York?s Madison Square Garden Wednesday, Oct. 21, 1992, as the New York Rangers play host to the Washington Capitals. Allen is presently shooting his new flick, ?Manhattan Murder Mystery,? which features Keaton, at various locations in the Big Apple. (AP Photo/Richard Harbus)
Woody Allen and Mia Farrow take in the show as the Big Apple Circus opens for its 10th anniversary at Damrosch Park, Lincoln Center in New York Friday, Nov. 14, 1987. The couple announced in TV interview on Friday, that they are expecting a child, which would make Allen a first-time father. Flanking Farrow are her two adopted children; woman at left is unidentified. (AP Photo/Ed Bailey)
Producer-director, writer-actor Woody Allen smiles during filming of his movie at a midtown Manhattan location in New York City, Feb. 22, 1980. (AP Photo/Steve Sands)
Woody Allen sits with Mariel Hemingway at Yankee Stadium in New York, during the World Series Oct. 13, 1978. (AP Photo)
Woody Allen and Shirley MacLaine chat at a publisher?s party in New York on Wednesday, Feb. 22, 1978, honoring the late James Jones. (AP Photo/ Richard Drew)
Film Star-Comedian Woody Allen signs a Care Empty Plate pledge June 26, 1975, to skip, a meal a week and send the $ to Care. (AP Photo/Ray Stubblebine)
Actor-director Woody Allen is photographed during an interview in New York City on April 8, 1977. (AP Photo/Jerry T. Mosey)
The original sexual assault claim in 1992 prompted an investigation that provided no credible evidence. Although Allen and his oldest son, Moses Farrow, have made amends, he is still estranged from Dylan and Ronan.
Despite this, he has found happiness with his wife, Soon-Yi Previn, 45, to whom he has been married for almost 20 years, saying, "I'm in a happy marriage." Nonetheless, he still has feelings of loneliness.
"I don't have that many friends," he said. "I lead a very isolated life. I come home and I'm with my family. I go to dinner with a few friends and, every once in a while, they'll ask for advice, but it's never existential."
Allen confessed that one thing he does miss from his young life is the ability to play sports.
"I've been very lucky," he said. "I'm in good health -- at least I think I am. Dementia hasn't set in yet to any noticeable degree. Everything is fine, but I'm always consumed with sorrow that I can't get out on a baseball field and play it the way I could. That, for me, is the most poignant."
"I'd like to race against Usain Bolt," he added jokingly. "But I'm not sure how well I'd do. I was always a very fast runner. But it's possible that while I'm still running, he would be doing his post-race interview."
Thought he enjoys his life as a director, Allen admitted that he sometimes wonders if he should stop making movies and write an autobiography.
"I would have to go through the many regrets in my life and the many turbulences," he said. "But that's OK. It's conflict and excitement. It would be nice to write that out."