Taylor and Tom sitting on a beach, K-I-S-S-I-N-G...and H-U-G-G-I-N-G and C-U-D-D-L-I-N-G and T-A-K-I-N-G S-E-L-F-I-E-S.
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston were photographed "all over each other" on a not-so-secluded beach in Rhode Island earlier this week. The shots were, to say the least, unexpected. And not just because Swift broke up with Calvin Harris approximately one second ago.
It's been well documented who the 26-year-old pop star has dated in the past -- by tabloids, her legions of fans, and herself, via the art of music. Her long list of ex-lovers includes Harris, Harry Styles, Joe Jonas, Jake Gyllenhaal, etcetera, so on and so forth. Hiddleston, 35, has never had a high profile romance.
Never! Not once! Based on confirmed, 100 percent-happened relationships, the Avengers actor has dated...
But let's break down everyone he is rumored to have romanced before snogging Swift.
The two starred as lovers in last year's Hank Williams biopic, I Saw the Light, and were rumored to have had something going on behind-the-scenes, too. Olsen played coy to ET, saying, "Honestly, those kind of rumors, to me, that's like, 'Well, that's a bunch of strangers saying a bunch of stuff that they don't know about. Some of them really care."
Hiddleston was linked to Chastain before they starred -- as siblings -- in Crimson Peak. Evidence: He attended her 37th karaoke birthday party in 2013. Though it could all chalk up to friendship, seeing as she said around that same time that she doesn't date actors.
"No actors," she told InStyle U.K. in 2013. "I have dated an actor before, at Juilliard, but since then, I've only been on a couple of dates with one, and I was so freaked out someone was going to take a picture of us, because they were famous."
This supposed relationship seemingly started with a Wimbledon outing and a stray tweet by Elle U.K.'s editor-in-chief, who said, "I sat next to actor Tom Hiddlestone and his girlfriend Jane #wimbledonfinal. He's a very funny man." (IT'S HIDDLESTON.)
"I understand the curiosity," Hiddleston told GQ U.K. in 2013 when asked if he's dating the record exec. "One day I hope when there's really something to write home about, then I'll be able to talk."
Dennings and Loki himself -- kind of -- co-starred in Thor in 2011. They didn't have any scenes together. So, it raised some eyebrows when they were spotted holding hands on the red carpet of a SyFy party at Comic-Con that year. And that's about it and now she's dating Josh Groban.
Though Hiddleston never explicitly spoke about the relationship, this one was most certainly legit! Also, it was all the way back in 2008 when they reportedly met on the set of the BBC series, Wallander. As for why things didn't last, it's thought that his career got in the way.
"Acting just demands everything and if you don't give it everything, there will be someone behind you who will," he told The Daily Mail shortly after the former couple was thought to have split.
Meanwhile, Taylor Swift is re-embroiled in Kanye West-related controversy, with Kim Kardashian accusing the singer of lying about not approving Yeezy's infamous "Famous" lyric "just to play the victim."
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Tom Hiddleston poses for a portrait in promotion of his upcoming role in "I Saw the Light" at the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival on Saturday, Sept. 12, 2015 in Toronto. (Photo by Victoria Will/Invision/AP)
Tom Hiddleston arrives at the LA Premiere of "I Saw the Light" at the Egyptian Theatre on Tuesday, March 22, 2016, in Los Angeles. (Photo by Rich Fury/Invision/AP)
Tom Hiddleston, left, and Elizabeth Debicki participate in a panel for "The Night Manager" during the AMC 2016 Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 8, 2016, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
Tom Hiddleston participates in a panel for "The Night Manager" during the AMC 2016 Winter TCA on Friday, Jan. 8, 2016, in Pasadena, Calif. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
Actors Tom Hiddleston and Jessica Chastain participate in AOL's BUILD Speaker Series to discuss their new film "Crimson Peak" at AOL Studios on Friday, Oct. 16, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Actor Tom Hiddleston participates in AOL's BUILD Speaker Series to discuss their new film "Crimson Peak" at AOL Studios on Friday, Oct. 16, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)
Actor Tom Hiddleston poses for photographers upon arrival at the Premiere of the film High-Rise, showing as part of the London Film Festival, in central London, Friday, Oct. 9, 2015. (Photo by Grant Pollard/Invision/AP)
Actors Tom Hiddleston, right, and Mia Wasikowska pose during a photo-call to promote the film "Crimson Peak" in Berlin, Germany, Wednesday, Sept. 30, 2015. (AP Photo/Markus Schreiber)
British actor Tom Hiddleston reacts with fans, after arriving at the Maria Cristina Hotel, during the 63rd San Sebastian Film Festival, in San Sebastian, northern Spain, Monday, Sept. 21, 2015. (AP Photo/Alvaro Barrientos)
Actor Tom Hiddleston appears at the press conference for "High-Rise" on day 5 of the Toronto International Film Festival at the TIFF Bell Lightbox on Monday, Sept. 14, 2015, in Toronto. (Photo by Richard Shotwell/Invision/AP)
This image released by Sony Pictures Classics shows Elizabeth Olsen as Audrey Williams, left, and Tom Hiddleston as Hank Williams in a scene from, "I Saw The Light." (Sam Emerson/Sony Pictures Classics via AP)
Tom Hiddleston arrives at the U.S. premiere of "Thor: The Dark World" at the El Capitan Theatre on Monday, Nov. 4, 2013, in Los Angeles. (Photo by John Shearer/Invision/AP)
Actor Tom Hiddleston poses for photographers as he arrives on the red carpet for the World Premiere of âThor: The Dark Worldâ in Leicester Square, London, on Tuesday Oct. 22, 2013. (Photo by Jon Furniss/Invision/AP Images)
From left, British actor Tom Hiddleston and Producer Kevin Feige at a 'Meet the Filmmakers' session, held at the Apple Store in central London, Friday, Oct. 18, 2013. (Photo by Jonathan Short/Invision/AP)
Actor Tom Hiddleston takes pictures with fans during a promotional event for his latest movie "Thor: The Dark World" in Seoul, South Korea, Monday, Oct. 14, 2013. (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)
Actress Mia Wasikowska, left, and actor Tom Hiddleston attend the premiere of "Only Lovers Left Alive" on day 1 of the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival at the Ryerson Theatre on Thursday, Sept. 5, 2013 in Toronto. (Photo by Arthur Mola/Invision/AP)
Actors Tilda Swinton, right, and Tom Hiddleston pose for photographers during a photo call for the film Only Lovers Left Alive at the 66th international film festival, in Cannes, southern France, Saturday, May 25, 2013. (AP Photo/Francois Mori)
Tom Hiddleston accepts the award for best villain for "Marvel's The Avengers" at the MTV Movie Awards in Sony Pictures Studio Lot in Culver City, Calif., on Sunday April 14, 2013. (Photo by Matt Sayles/Invision /AP)
Tom Hiddleston poses with the award for best villain for "Marvel's The Avengers" backstage at the MTV Movie Awards in Sony Pictures Studio Lot in Culver City, Calif., on Sunday April 14, 2013. (Photo by Chris Pizzello/Invision /AP)
British actor Tom Hiddleston poses during a photocall of the movie "The Avengers", in Rome, Saturday April 21, 2012(AP Photo/Alessandra Tarantino)
Actor Tom Hiddleston signs autographs while walking on the red carpet during the Russian premiere of the film "Marvel" in Moscow, Russia, Tuesday, April 17, 2012. (AP Photo/Alexander Zemlianichenko)
arrives at the premiere of "The Avengers" in Los Angeles, Wednesday, April 11, 2012. "The Avengers" will be released in theaters May 4, 2012. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles)
Actor Tom Hiddleston and wife Susannah Fielding attend a gala screening for the film "The Deep Blue Sea" during the Toronto International Film Festival on Sunday, Sept. 11, 2011 in Toronto. (AP Photo/Evan Agostini)