Breathe easy, America. Before you judge Donald Trump's proposed Muslim ban too harshly, consider this: It will not apply to Muslims who are, A. Donald Trump's friends, and B. rich. Feel better?
The Republican presidential candidate, with a totally straight face, told MSNBC's Chris Matthews on Wednesday that he has "a lot of friends that are Muslim," who are "very rich," and he would make "exceptions" to let them in the country.
"I have, actually, believe it or not, I have a lot of friends that are Muslim, and they call me," Trump said. "In most cases, they're very rich Muslim."
"But do they get into the country?" Matthews asked.
"Oh, they'll come in," Trump responded.
"How do you let them in?" Matthews replied.
"They'll come in," Trump said. "And you'll have exceptions."
So there you have it.
In early December, Trump's campaign issued a statement saying the GOP presidential frontrunner had called for "a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States until our country's representatives can figure out what is going on," CNN reported. The move came shortly after a terrorist attack at the Inland Regional Center in San Bernardino, California, where two shooters killed 14 people before they were killed by police.
Aside from the dubious claim that Trump has Muslim friends, his open willingness to make exceptions for them — whoever they are — to his own proposed Islamophobic laws certainly bears well for America's future legal integrity.
See you in November, folks.
Muslim people react to Trump:
Muslim people respond to Donald Trump
Donald Trump says proposed Muslim ban will not apply to his rich friends
Gihan Nagui, a 27-year-old Egyptian Muslim marketing and research manager, poses for a photograph at her apartment in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. âIt doesnât upset me that much that he said this. It is when I see thereâs a mass following that supports his idiotic rambling that worries me,â said Nagui reacting to Donald Trump's speech. (AP Photo/Nariman El-Mofty)
Ahmed Samra, a 27-year-old Egyptian Muslim political analyst poses for a photograph at his apartment in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. âDonald Tumpâs comments will only amplify the feelings of the Muslim population -- marginalized and demonized. His bigotry will only succeed in empowering the very radical groups he fears while alienating the entire Muslim community, which pays the highest price in fighting this evil,â said Samra reacting to Donald Trump's speech. (AP Photo/Nariman El-Mofty)
Feras Ali Abou Ghaben, a 30-year-old Palestinian American Muslim stock broker, poses for a photograph at an apartment in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, Dec. 7, 2015. "Donald Trump's speech reminded me of Hitler. Trump has managed to gain votes through hate speech. I do not see anyone doing anything about it and that scares me. What terrified me even more was the applause that came after his speech," said Abou Ghaben. (AP Photo/Nariman El-Mofty)
Kim El Narsh, a 28-year-old Egyptian Muslim entrepreneur, poses for a photograph in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. âI think Donald Trump is an ignorant human who should not be allowed to run as president. He does not stand for what the U.S. stands for. How can he run for president when he does not respect what the founding fathers stood for. If Trump became president of the United States there would be a huge possibility it will become a non-United States of America,â said El Narsh reacting to Trump's speech. (AP Photo/Nariman El-Mofty)
Lana Karim, a 25-year-old Egyptian Muslim marketing and sales manager, poses for a photograph in Cairo, Egypt, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. In response to Donald Trump's call on Monday for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States", Karim says, âWhen we look at the history of the U.S. we find that it is a country that was made up of migrants from all walks of life. It is really sad to see that someone whoâs extremely educated can think this way, let alone have the audacity to say a statement like that. Donald Trumpâs statement set our worlds back one hundred years in terms of social acceptance and diversity.â (AP Photo/Nariman El-Mofty)
Aasim Salman, 47, owner of a coffee shop, speaks to the Associated Press about comments by U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump, in Baghdad, Iraq on Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. "I visited the coffee shops in the U.S. and saw many Americans sitting there, smiling and laughing. I donât see any difference between us, why does Trump want to divide us?" he asked. "Iâm confident the American people will punish him and not vote for him at all. This would bring American back to past centuries when the U.S. suffered from racial discrimination." (AP Photo/Karim Kadim)
Pakistani Naqash Bhatti talks to The Associated Press in Islamabad, Pakistan, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. Bhatti said, "I thinkÂ the demand to ban the entry of Muslims into the United States makes no sense.Â Better sense mustÂ prevail ifÂ the world has to win the war against terrorism." Pakistani Muslims condemned Trump for calling for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States." (AP Photo/Anjum Naveed)
Z.A. Qureshi, a professor at the International Relations department at the private Preston university talks to the Associated Press in Islamabad, Pakistan, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. Qureshi said Donald Trump has âmade an irresponsible statementâ and âI am shocked and amazed to know that a presidential candidate can go to such an extent for political gains.â Pakistani Muslims condemned Trump for calling for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States." (AP Photo/Anjum Naveed)
Thamer Gharaib, 50, speaks to the Associated Press about comments by U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump, in Baghdad, Iraq on Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. âI am a businessman, I import goods from America to Iraq and I have plans to enter the U.S. market, but what happens when the President of the greatest and most powerful nation in the world thinks this way?" he asks. "I would tell him not to manipulate the feelings of the people just to win. The blood of the innocent is more important than winning.â (AP Photo/Karim Kadim)
Sadia Hafeez, a university student in Islamabad, Pakistan, told the Associated Press :"Donald Trump is pitching non-Muslims against Muslims for political reasons," Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. Pakistani Muslims condemned Trump for calling for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States." (AP Photo/Anjum Naveed)
Keysar Trad, chairman of the Sydney-based Islamic Friendship Association of Australia, poses for a photo in front of his home in Sydney, Australia, Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015. "Donald Trumpâs statement is a desperate statement by a desperate man who knows that heâs clutching at straws and has no chance of winning the election," said Trad. "So heâs trying to win it off the back of the Islamophobia industry." U.S. presidential candidate Donald Trump has called for a "total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States," immigrants and visitors alike, because of what he describes as hatred among "large segments of the Muslim population" toward Americans. (AP Photo/Rob Griffith)
Dr. Heval Mohamed Kelli is photographed at Emory University where he was recently awarded a four-year fellowship in cardiology Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2015, in Atlanta. Kelli was 17 when his family, Kurdish refugees from Syria, came to metro Atlanta in 2001, exactly two weeks after the terrorist attacks in New York. Now the 32-year-old physician is working to give back to his adopted home. Most Sundays he works at a clinic which provides free medical services to low-income patients just a block from the small apartment he lived in when his family arrived 14 years ago. (AP Photo/David Goldman)
In this Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015 photo, Sam Obeidi, 58, left, and Mousa Obeidi, 90, pose for a photo in their art gallery in Anchorage, Alaska. Mousa says he was the first Muslim in Alaska when he arrived in 1964, and his son, Sam, helps new immigrants to Anchorage integrate into the American way of of life. (AP Photo/Mark Thiessen)
Abdul Karim Ali stands in front of his natural body care products booth at the CW Bill Young VA Medical Center in St. Petersburg, Fla., on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2015. Ali became a Muslim in 1975 and says the religion has inspired him to serve his community in various ways, including participation in an interfaith council, local politics and a neighborhood watch group. (AP Photo/Tamara Lush)
Sally Baraka poses for a photo in Philadelphia on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2015. As a Muslim and Arab-American, Baraka calls herself "a devout Philadelphian" who is an ambassador to her city, her country and her faith. (AP Photo/Matt Rourke)
Farris Barakat looks over the railing inside the future home of the Light House project in downtown Raleigh, N.C., on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2015. The house belonged to his brother, Deah, who was gunned down in February with his wife and her sister. "Deah" is Arabic for "light," and the family hopes the center will help Americans understand that Islam is compatible with the nation's values. (AP Photo/Allen G. Breed)
Farris Barakat stands in front of the Light House in downtown Raleigh, N.C., on Wednesday, Dec. 9, 2015. The house belonged to his brother, Deah, who was gunned down in February along with his wife and her sister. This act of brutality set the older brother on a new path. He left his job as a business manager with a local courier service and began renovating the property his brother owned. "Our community _ our Muslim community _ doesn't really do too much ... outreach work" _ and that will be part of the Light House's aim, says Barakat, whose parents are from Syria but who was born in Raleigh. (AP Photo/Allen G. Breed)
In this Tuesday, Dec. 8, 2015 photo, Abe Mashhour, head basketball coach at Schoolcraft College, directs a practice session in Livonia, Mich. Mashhour came to the U.S. from Lebanon at the age of 4 - the youngest child of nine to escape that nation's civil war. His family moved to Dearborn, Mich., which has a large and longstanding Arab-American community. As a Muslim, he says, "my faith is the center of who I am and what I was taught by my parents," and considers himself "very blessed and fortunate to grow up in this country." (AP Photo/Carlos Osorio)