Woman assaults ex-boyfriend with box of chocolates because he ate all the good ones
Police say a woman assaulted her ex-boyfriend because he ate all of the good chocolates in a box, leaving her with only her least favorites.
We all know the ones with the creamy orange filling are infuriating, but she may have went a little too far.
According to police, Vanessa Farmer threw an almost-empty Dairy Box at her ex-boyfriend because he ate 18 out of 20 chocolates, leaving Farmer with a praline heart and a nut crunch. The couple had previously broken up, however they were still living together.
Unfortunately for Farmer, her ex David Clare-Gray is a policeman. He called some of his buddies and had Farmer arrested for assault.
The police report says she threw the box "like a frisbee." Farmer is also quoted as saying she hit Gray on his "big belly" and that it probably didn't hurt him "because he's fat."
The charges were eventually dropped, but Farmer was still left with a $7,700 legal bill.
What happened to the two leftover chocolates? Farmer doesn't know for sure, but she has a theory: "Dave might have eaten them. He's a fat pig."
Shocking it didn't work out between them, right?