Confessions of the world's most obsessive dog-lovers

Whisper
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Everyone knows the old adage that dogs are a (wo)man's best friend. For some, the statement holds truer than for others. Some people are so obsessed with their dogs that they have conversations with them, share meals with them, throw birthday parties for them and generally treat them like human beings. Why shouldn't they? Sometimes those furry friends are the ultimate key to happiness. Several people took to Whisper, the popular app that provides an anonymous platform for people to share their most honest thoughts, to share just how much they love their dogs.

You obviously need approval before posting a pic:

Whenever I take a photo of my dog, I show her. Just so she knows how beautiful she is.
Whenever I take a photo of my dog, I show her. Just so she knows how beautiful she is.


Dogs just get people sometimes:

My dog is my therapist, I tell her everything and she always makes me feel better
My dog is my therapist, I tell her everything and she always makes me feel better


They're the perfect baby substitute:

I don't have children, so my dog is my baby. I dress her up any chance I get and she actually enjoys it.
I don't have children, so my dog is my baby. I dress her up any chance I get and she actually enjoys it.


They can convey everything they're thinking with a simple look:

I treat my dog like a real person. Sometimes we have conversations for hours.
I treat my dog like a real person. Sometimes we have conversations for hours.


We all know who's number one in this relationship:

I am more obsessed with my dog than I am with the relationship I've been in for 6 years. My dog makes me happier.
I am more obsessed with my dog than I am with the relationship I've been in for 6 years. My dog makes me happier.


Best excuse to ditch work:

I'm obsessed with my dog. I've called into work so I could hangout with her on rainy days.
I'm obsessed with my dog. I've called into work so I could hangout with her on rainy days.


Sorry, shotgun is permanently reserved:

I treat my dog like royalty so much that I've convinced him he's human. He has a seat at the dinner table and no one is allowed to ride in the front seat of my car except him.
I treat my dog like royalty so much that I've convinced him he's human. He has a seat at the dinner table and no one is allowed to ride in the front seat of my car except him.


Talk about a bed hog:

My dog is so spoiled. I will literally make myself uncomfortable so that she can be comfy when she sleeps in my bed.
My dog is so spoiled. I will literally make myself uncomfortable so that she can be comfy when she sleeps in my bed.


This ought to get rid of that wet dog smell:

I swear, I treat my dog more human than necessary. I just put deodorant on him
I swear, I treat my dog more human than necessary. I just put deodorant on him


Here comes the...bark?

I'm so obsessed with my dogs i want to marry them. Lol
I'm so obsessed with my dogs i want to marry them. Lol


It was like Kylie Jenner's birthday party all over again:

I threw my dog a birthday party yesterday, I invited his dog friends, it was a great day.
I threw my dog a birthday party yesterday, I invited his dog friends, it was a great day.


Now they have something in common to talk about at the dinner table:

I listen to the same radio station that I leave on for my puppy so we have a similar day.
I listen to the same radio station that I leave on for my puppy so we have a similar day.


This dog has a bit of a "stage five clinger" problem:

I am obsessed with my dog. I always think I bug him because I constantly follow him around to see what he's up to. I just want to cuddle.
I am obsessed with my dog. I always think I bug him because I constantly follow him around to see what he's up to. I just want to cuddle.


It's like Taylor Swift wrote her songs just for this person's dog:

Every time I hear a love song, I don't think about my boyfriend. I think about my dog.
Every time I hear a love song, I don't think about my boyfriend. I think about my dog.


Cue the champagne toast:

My dog is my rock, my best friend, my comedian, my jogging partner, my protector, my soulmate.
My dog is my rock, my best friend, my comedian, my jogging partner, my protector, my soulmate.


Dogs are the most loyal besties for life:

My dog is my life. No one will ever mean as much to me as my dog does. That'll never change. Ever.
My dog is my life. No one will ever mean as much to me as my dog does. That'll never change. Ever.


For more dog-lover confessions, ​check out Whisper.

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