8 funniest moments from the 'real' Stephen Colbert in 'Late Show' debut

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Stephen Colbert kicked off his run as host of The Late Show on Tuesday, veering from his Colbert Report character to host the late night talk show as his real-life persona.

"With this show, I begin the search for the real Stephen Colbert," the host joked in his opening monologue. "I just hope I don't find him on Ashley Madison."

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Here's a look at some of the funniest moments that built the excitement for Colbert's reign as the newest late night host.

1.Patriotic Pitch

Colbert kicked off the show with a bit that wouldn't have felt out of place on his Comedy Central show, singing the "Star-Spangled Banner" at various American landmarks -- capped by an enthusiastic "Play Ball!" cameo from umpire Jon Stewart.


2. Welcome to Network

"If I knew you were going to do that, I'd have come out months ago," Colbert joked as his first Late Show audience greeted him with a standing ovation, noting his lengthy hiatus between wrapping The Colbert Report in December 2014 and starting his Late Show gig. "As long as I have nine months to make one hour of TV, I could do this forever."

One of the first famous faces Colbert welcomed to the show was CBS head honcho Les Moonves, seated in the front row of the audience. The host thanked the network for welcoming him like a "third Broke Girl" and watched warily as Moonves manned a lever that could switch him back to re-runs of The Mentalist at any moment.

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3. Behind the Desk

After the opening monologue (and reading his own intro over the impressive new opening credits), Colbert took a seat at his desk for more jokes, showing off the newly renovated Ed Sullivan Theater, which was decorated with relics from Colbert's old Comedy Central show including the host's beloved Captain America shield and an "ancient cursed amulet" that forced him to plug Sabra hummus.

The host also pointed out the domed ceiling of the theater, which used to host David Letterman's Late Show, where a digital stained-glass projection included multiple renderings of the Colbert's face.

"I wanted to have Michelangelo paint it, but it turns out Ninja Turtles aren't real," Colbert joked.

4. Cookies and Commentary

Colbert kept things political for his opening jokes at the desk, mocking a recent statement by presidential candidate Donald Trump that he "would never eat Oreos again" after parent company Nabisco announced that they were moving production to Mexico.

The host swore himself to "just one" Trump story, but, like with the delicious sandwich cookie, kept going back for "just one more."

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5. Sit 'Em Down

One of Colbert's trademark moves on The Colbert Report was to spin the talk show introduction on its head and have his guests already seated, letting the camera follow the host as he ran across the set to greet them.

On The Late Show, however, Colbert plays it straight (at least so far) letting his first guests, George Clooney and Jeb Bush walk out from behind the typical talk show curtain and greeting them before everyone took a seat.

6. Decision Strike

"Thank you for being here, and thank you for coming dressed as your evil twin," Colbert teased his first guest, the goateed (and tie-less) Clooney.


Colbert asked the actor and director about being "arm candy" to his civil rights lawyer wife Amal, and presented Clooney with a perfectly impersonal wedding gift, a Tiffany paperweight engraved with the message "I don't know you."

The host also thanked Clooney for coming on the first Late Show, despite not having a project to plug, but then their conversation stalled.

"We could just pretend you have a movie right now," Colbert suggested, prompting cutaways to scenes from "Decision Strike," a fictitious film in which UN Secretary General Clooney diffuses nuclear bombs and "does his own sex" stunts....all while on an airplane? We're totally in.


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7. Straight Talk

On his Comedy Central show, Colbert would have grilled a conservative guest like Jeb Bush from the fanboy perspective of his right-wing character. However, for The Late Show, Colbert came at the presidential candidate straight, asking him about his plans for the country and how he differs politically from his brother George W. Bush. That's not to say there weren't some jokes peppered in.

"I used to play a narcissistic conservative pundit," Colbert told Bush when the presidential candidate commented on the number of portraits of the host that decorate the new stage. "Now I'm just a narcissist."

The host also teased Bush about comments his mother Barbara made about how there had been "enough Bushes" in the White House.

"She was just joking," the former Florida governor answered quickly, provoking a genuine laugh from Colbert.

8. Hit the Showers

Early in the show, Colbert shared a joke with Jimmy Fallon about the "late-night locker room," which paid off at the show's end in a pre-taped bit where Fallon and Colbert were shown at a bank of lockers with the names of all the current late night hosts, including Jimmy Kimmel, Conan O'Brien, Seth Meyers and Larry Wilmore, who took over Colbert's Comedy Central slot.

Fangirls everywhere will note that Colbert had a picture of young Jon Stewart taped up in his locker.

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NEW YORK - OCTOBER 15: Oprah Winfrey on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Thursday, Oct. 15, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by John Paul Filo/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - OCTOBER 12: Elvis Costello talks about his new book 'Unfaithful Music & Disappearing Ink' on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Monday Oct. 12, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - OCTOBER 8: Stephen plays his didgeridoo for actress Cate Blanchett on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Thursday Oct. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - OCTOBER 5: Cellist Yo-Yo Ma plays with Jon Batiste and Stay Human on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Monday Oct. 5, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 29: Actor Jesse Eisenberg on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Monday Sept. 29, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 8: Republican Presidential candidate Jeb Bush chats with Stephen on the premiere of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 25: Nobel Prize Laureate Malala Yousafzai on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Friday, Sept. 25, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Heather Wines/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 18: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Friday, Sept. 18, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by John Paul Filo/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 28: John Legend sings a duet with Stephen and accompanied by Jon Batiste on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Monday Sept. 28, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 28: First Lady Michelle Obama on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Monday Sept. 28, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by John Paul Filo/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 22: Donald Trump talks about his US Presidential campaign on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 22, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
Apple CEO Tim Cook on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 15, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 8: Stephen Colbert during the premiere episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 8: Stephen Colbert and Jon Batiste during the premiere episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 8: Actor George Clooney chats with Stephen on the premiere of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK - SEPTEMBER 8: Jon Batiste performs on the premiere of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Tuesday Sept. 8, 2015 on the CBS Television Network. (Photo by Jeffrey R. Staab/CBS via Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: A general view of the Ed Sullivan Theater exterior at the first 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' taping on September 8, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by Ray Tamarra/WireImage)
NEW YORK, NY - SEPTEMBER 08: Atmosphere at the first taping of 'The Late Show With Stephen Colbert' on September 8, 2015 in New York City. (Photo by John Lamparski/Getty Images)
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