Love Is a Lie: Kermit and Denise from marketing have actually been canoodling for months

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Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy Confirm Split


The plushiest couple in Tinseltown, Miss Piggy and Kermit, called it quits last month, shaking the very firmament upon which we first imprinted our concept of love. The ensuing aftermath has been hard to watch. While they both asked us to respect their privacy, Kermit quickly announced that he had found a rebound: Denise, a pig who works in marketing at ABC. People reports that it has the first photos of Denise, but some sleuthing on our part has unearthed evidence that Kermit and Denise have actually been together for months.

Yes, tenderhearts, you heard that right. Three months ago, Disney itself debuted photos from the pilot, including some of Kermit's "new pig girlfriend Denise," who "really steals the show."

These photos suggest that the two have been flaunting their new relationship in front of Miss Piggy for well over half a year. This explains Miss Piggy's icy reception while she was shooting promos with Kermit and Kerry Washington. And perhaps why she turned to Mr. Liam Hemsworth to mend her broken heart. #TeamPiggy.

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Love Is a Lie: Kermit and Denise from marketing have actually been canoodling for months
HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 11: Miss Piggy and Kermit arrive for the premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre on March 11, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 24: Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy attend the VIP screening of 'The Muppets Most Wanted' at The Curzon Mayfair on March 24, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 11: Actor Ricky Gervais, with Constantine, (L), Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog pose at the premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre on March 11, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
The Muppet Miss Piggy stands with 20 newly donated Jim Henson puppets and props on the anniversary of his birthday during an event at the Smithsonian National American History Museum in Washington, DC, September 24, 2013. AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 21: New York City mayor Michael R. Bloomberg (R) speaks with Muppet character Miss Piggy during the Museum of the Moving Image and the Jim Henson Legacy collaboration press conference at the Museum of the Moving Image on May 21, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Miss Piggy attends the Premiere Of Walt Disney Pictures' 'The Muppets' at the El Capitan Theatre on November 12, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Presenters Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy speak onstage during the 84th Annual Academy Awards held at the Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Miss Piggy arrives at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' 'The Muppets' held at the El Capitan Theatre on November 12, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images)
SANTA MONICA, CA - MARCH 19: Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy onstage at the 2006 TV Land Awards at the Barker Hangar on March 19, 2006 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Miss Piggy arrives at the premiere of The Muppets at El Capitan Theater, Saturday, Nov. 12, 2011, in Los Angeles. The Muppets opens in theaters Nov. 23, 2011. (AP Photo/Katy Winn)
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HOLLYWOOD, CA - MARCH 11: Miss Piggy and Kermit arrive for the premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre on March 11, 2014 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
LONDON, ENGLAND - MARCH 24: Kermit The Frog and Miss Piggy attend the VIP screening of 'The Muppets Most Wanted' at The Curzon Mayfair on March 24, 2014 in London, England. (Photo by Tim P. Whitby/Getty Images)
LOS ANGELES, CA - MARCH 11: Actor Ricky Gervais, with Constantine, (L), Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog pose at the premiere of Disney's 'Muppets Most Wanted' at the El Capitan Theatre on March 11, 2014 in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
The Muppet Miss Piggy stands with 20 newly donated Jim Henson puppets and props on the anniversary of his birthday during an event at the Smithsonian National American History Museum in Washington, DC, September 24, 2013. AFP PHOTO/Jim WATSON (Photo credit should read JIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)
NEW YORK, NY - MAY 21: New York City mayor Michael R. Bloomberg (R) speaks with Muppet character Miss Piggy during the Museum of the Moving Image and the Jim Henson Legacy collaboration press conference at the Museum of the Moving Image on May 21, 2013 in New York City. (Photo by D Dipasupil/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Miss Piggy attends the Premiere Of Walt Disney Pictures' 'The Muppets' at the El Capitan Theatre on November 12, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Frederick M. Brown/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - FEBRUARY 26: Presenters Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy speak onstage during the 84th Annual Academy Awards held at the Hollywood & Highland Center on February 26, 2012 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
HOLLYWOOD, CA - NOVEMBER 12: Miss Piggy arrives at the premiere of Walt Disney Pictures' 'The Muppets' held at the El Capitan Theatre on November 12, 2011 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Mark Davis/Getty Images)
SANTA MONICA, CA - MARCH 19: Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy onstage at the 2006 TV Land Awards at the Barker Hangar on March 19, 2006 in Santa Monica, California. (Photo by Kevin Winter/Getty Images)
Miss Piggy arrives at the premiere of The Muppets at El Capitan Theater, Saturday, Nov. 12, 2011, in Los Angeles. The Muppets opens in theaters Nov. 23, 2011. (AP Photo/Katy Winn)
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